"Theme From T.V."
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
[shouted]
Theme from T.V.!
[voice-over]
Please fasten your seatbelts.
[voice-over]
Thank you.
"You Spin Me Round '86"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
[spoken]
You know, before you came here tonight, we put dance wax on the floor.
That's what's happening ... that's what's happening to your feet.
There's dance wax on the floor. This is called "You Spin Me Round".
That's right!!
"Shadowy Countdown"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
[shouted]
10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 0 ... Wah!
10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 0 ... Countdown!
"Boogie In G"
(Reid Diamond/Reid's friend Bruce)
[spoken]
Wait ... it came out?
"Big Baby"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle/Charles Burns)
[spoken by Charles Burns, who's playing several different characters]
Tony: Hey, Mister, no, up here ... what'cha digging for?
Worker: Ah, it's a secret, kid. But, I guess I can tell you. We're diggin' for burried treasure.
Tony: Wow, really? How'd it get in Mr. Pinkster's back yard?
Worker: Eh, it was put there by monsters. Yeah, this is monster treasure.
Tony: Cool, hey! My dad's got a shovel, can I help too?
Worker: Eh, sorry kid, I don't think so.
Mr. Pinkster: Okay, Tony, leave these men alone. They have work to do.
Tony: But ... but I wanna help find monster treasure. Can I, Mr. Pinkster, can I please?
Mr. Pinkster: Don't gimme any of your backtalk young man, just climb down from there and let those men get back to work.
Tony: Your name isn't Mr. Pinkster, it's Mr. Stinkster.
narrator: Later, at Tony's house ...
Mom: I don't wanna hear another word out of you, just close your mouth and go to sleep.
Tony: Okay, g'night, mom.
narrator: Thirty seconds later
Tony: Wow, I wonder what kind of treasure monsters would burry. I wish I could ... hey, I just saw something moving down there. Geez, it looks like one of those monsters. Mom, Dad, come quick, it's a monster!
Mom: Alright, Tony, what is it this time?
Tony: Ah, there are monsters in Mr. Pinkster's back yard, I'm not kidding.
Mom: There's nothing down there but a hole.
Dad: I think you've been watching a few too many spook shows for your own good.
Tony: But it really was there Dad, really.
Dad: Uh, do you want me to plug in your nightlight?
Tony: Ah, Dad, that's baby stuff!
narrator: One hour later
Tony: There it is again. But, but it's carrying something. Looks like a man ... oh, no, now it's crawling back in the hole. Oh, no, Mom!
Mom: I'm losing my patience with you, young man, if you don't ...
Tony: Mom, could you plug in my nightlight? I promise I'll be good and go to sleep ...
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