"Dim The Lights, Chill The Ham"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
Cocktails for two
Some knives and some forks
Peas, mashed potatoes
A large mound of pork
Oh, can't you see in my love eyes
It's time to dim the lights and chill the ham
"I Know A Guy Named Larry"
(Prima/Connelly/Diamond/Pyle)
I know a guy named Larry!
"Aunt's Invasion"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
1-2-3-4!
"Running Meredith"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
As you're listening to the following music selections, adjust the volume, bass, and treble controls to suit your tastes.
"Bang Bang"
(Sonny Bono)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wooh-hah!
"5 American 6 Canadian"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
5 American 6 Canadian
"You Spin Me Round '86"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
[voice-over, from a Bullwinkle cartoon - very cool.]
Rocky: And now…
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Rocky: Aw, that trick never works!
Bullwinkle: This time for sure! Presto!
"Babakganoosh"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
[voice-over, from later in the same Bullwinkle cartoon]
Bullwinkle: Well, I'm getting close.
Rocky: And now it's time for another special feature.
"Siesta Cinema"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
Wooh-hah!
Yeh-hooo!
Yeeee-hah!
"Thanks For Buying The CD"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
You bought our CD
Thanks for buying our CD
You must care how things sound
And not how big things are around
But thanks for buying our CD
The hours aren't very big at all
But they say that the sound quality
Is better overall
Thanks for buying our CD
But you know for the extra money you spent
We only got about an extra 50 cents
Thanks for buying our CD
You must care more about how things sound
Than how big things are around
"Tape, Tape, You Bought Our Tape"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)
Tape. Tape.
Tape. Tape.
Tape. Tape. Tape.
You bought a tape - that's great!
We'd like to say that you're the kind of person that takes our tape to the lake
And listens to our tape while they're baking a cake
You're the kind of person that makes our world go 'round
That was excellent.
"Shakin' All Over"
(Johnny Kidd)
Hee hee, Shakin' All Over, bonus track