"Laser Men"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)

(Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven" plays)

There was a band whose music changed the face of a whole generation

(background music switches to "Black Dog", then "Immigrant Song")

Millions relive that experience - they were rocked by "Laser Zeppelin"

(more "Immigrant Song", then the background music switches to Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall, Part II")

Thousands were rolled by "Laser Floyd"

(more of "Another Brick In The Wall, Part II")

Hundreds were thrilled by "Laser Jones"

(background music switches to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual")

(background music stops)

Now … Shadowy Planetarium is pleased to present … "Laser Men"!

(background music switches to a frenzy of electric guitar, then …)

"Shadowy Countdown"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)

10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … 0 … Wah!

10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … 0 … Countdown!

Thanks so much everybody. You've been great. Good night!

"Woman Shake"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)

Wommmmmmmmmmannnnnnnnnn! Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
(repeated lots of times)

"You Spin Me Round '86"
(Brian Connelly/Reid Diamond/Don Pyle)

You know, before you came here tonight, we put dance wax on the floor. That's what's happening … that's what's happening to your feet. There's dance wax on the floor. This is called "You Spin Me Round".

That's right!!